1. Automatic urinals flush BEFORE you use them
Enjoying some delicious "bone juice" |
2. The dialects in China are based on "tones". Therefore, the same word can mean several different things depending on how you say it.
4. Coke and McDonald's seem to taste better in China
5. Maids like to turn off air conditioning and open windows when you leave hotel room
6. People prefer to drink HOT water (instead of cold). Apparently, it's supposed to be better for your body
7. Lane dividers (and stop lights) are more of a suggestion
8. Musicians specifically write songs for karaoke purposes
10. Getting pizza in China is easy, but getting a plain (non-seafood) pizza is not
11. Hong Kong and Macau are parts of China, but not all Chinese people are allowed to travel there freely
12. "Yes" doesn't necessarily mean "Yes" (it means I heard you)
13. Breathing in through teeth means "No"
14. If food is gross or doesn't taste good, it's either "good for body" or "good for man"
Whole fish (including eyes) |
15. If you order fish, you're going to get a "whole fish" (eyes are "good for man")
16. "Seafood" means that you're going to see your food alive before you eat it. Chinese people like fresh food!
17. Youtube, Twitter, and Facebook are blocked in China... but Chinese websites featuring copyright videos are not
18. DVDs cost $1 (series like Prison Break & 24 are super popular)
19. Fried rice is served at the end of your meal
20. People do not own ovens (therefore, cookies are a luxury item)
21. Beer is not drunk purely for enjoyment... people either abstain from drinking or drink to get drunk (no middle ground)
Guangzhou sunrise |
22. Getting a dark beer is nearly impossible
23. Go-kart racing is the best thing ever
24. The train system is more advanced than in US
25. Mobile phone ringtones are all cheesy pop songs
26. Fruit is served after every meal
27. Hotel rooms are much more spacious than in the US (better service as well)
28. People don't drink very much coffee (obviously)... and most coffee shops open after 9am
29. The average age of a millionaire in China is only 39 (that average is much higher in USA)
30. Many Chinese citizens that live in rural parts of the country are not allowed to work/live in the major cities.
29. The average age of a millionaire in China is only 39 (that average is much higher in USA)
30. Many Chinese citizens that live in rural parts of the country are not allowed to work/live in the major cities.
Probably the reason Coke tastes better here in China is that it's one of the last places it's still made with sugar, instead of the cheaper corn syrup.
ReplyDeleteOn of the most popular cold remedies here is Coke boiled with Ginger.
That's a really good point Steve. For similar reasons, McDonald's also tastes a bit better.
ReplyDeleteCoke boiled with Ginger sounds pretty good...
Nice article
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